hey man phil cregg here.
that was like the week from hell i swear i didn't get no sleep like all week. people kept stopping by in the middle of the night. man i started nodding off this morning and drove the bus over the damn rumble strip the kids all started screaming it was funny as shit. i don't know when i'm going to get any sleep there's parties all weekend long. hell i aint complainin alot of people would love to have my life.
so anyways i'm supposed to talk about charlie and what my life was like before what happened and what my life's like now.
my life was a mess man i shit on all my chances at ever being anything that required any type of college. fuck all that i had stuff to do. i traveled all over the country lying cheating and stealing and rolling through peoples lifes like the world was my bowling alley. i wasn't the type of person you wanted to meet i'd knock you out in a second to get what i want.
what happened was i ended up in mexico with a bad case of the clap after spending a weekend in a mexican fetish whorehouse. i was in the worse spot of my life and i couldn't do anything about it cuz i spent all my money. i hitched up to el paso and that's where i met charlie singing about the snakes coming out at night and those words hit me in a way no 8ball or lude ever could.
i've been a changed man since that moment.
now i have a good life and am a productive member of society. i drive a school bus for a public school where i live and the kids all love me. i aint like their parents i'm more like a buddy. i feel what they're saying know what i mean? i still like to party alot hell yeah. i go through spells like this week it's been non'stop all week long i swear i've maybe had an hour of sleep. i still lie cheat and steal but i don't do it nearly as much and sometimes i feel bad about it but charlie always makes me feel better. he's awesome like that.
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Oh my goodness those videos are entertaining! Mr, Phil you certainly have the most talent on the internet!
shit man i didn't have anything else to do there was no way i was getting any sleep lastnight
My family shared a chicken for dinner last night.
Praise Charlie
Interesting, you make me look like a angel when I was young. I didn't do much of anything that was bad.
Don't tell anyone about my brother and I stealing that home made beer though. :-)
Hey friends, you don't want me finding women for you. The women I know are nuts and drive men nuts.
Have a great day, hugs.
You killed me
OK...This is G-Man here!!
All of you 'followers' will have to forgive me..
Sometimes my mouth over-loads my big ass!!
If I was out of line to any of you..(and I was)..
Please forgive me..
Blogging is supposed to be fun...and it IS!
Hopefully you guys will get to be my age someday!
hahahaha..
Anyway...I get stupid at times, and I won't let this happen again..Sorry!
Have fun.....G
I have no idea what that guy is talking about.
I can't figure out if he's little folk or a bumbler.
We are all bumblers. :-)
Happy fucking bumbling.
In case you haven't noticed, it's called evolution. Even spirit is an evolution.
Even Charley was an evolution. Wait, he still is, you evolve until you die.
Good night stinkweed.
Hugs.
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Those are some brilliant bits of film-making, Mr. Cregg.
You really seem to have gotten the most from your actors.
My favourite scene is in Unnecessary Force. It takes place when BBC and his manfriend were sitting on the bench in the park.
That was it though.
That's all they did. Was sit on the bench.
And then, like, a bomb dropped. But, they still sat on the bench.
Bravo!
Can't wait for the premieres.
I'm so there.
Also, why do you guys have Goofy dancing in your sidebar. I've always been a Goofy fan, but have debated with myself as to what type of animal he is supposed to be. Because there is Pluto, and he's a dog, but he doesn't like talk and shit. And then there's Goofy, who must also be a dog, but he DOES talk and shit. And apparently even dances. It's always perplexed me.
Hello my friend.
It is Saturday and I have tipped some beer 'like a mother fucker' as you Americans say.
Goofy is a anorexic hippo transvestite, everyone knows that, 'dumbass'. I am catching onto the way you people talk.
Charley(Charlie) enjoys cartoons more than I.
It is my duty to entertain him.
Please join our tribe and bring hot women under 22 with you.
Ohhhh...he's a skinny hippo!
Thank you, you amazing man.
I am forever in your debt.
I'm not much of a 'joiner' and I don't really know many women under 22, as I much prefer to keep myself around a harem of 18-year-old men with their mouths duct-taped shut.
But, I'll see what I can do.
i've never been so happy to see someone get ripped apart by a chainsaw in my life. i full on hate that fake chick.
A bus driver that gets no sleep? I might be best to crash the bus, instead of getting the kiddies to their final destination: Math Camp. Really though, some funny stuff. Now if you could only ad some Charlie Pride music, than I'm thinking Blue Velvet, kind of surreal, magic.
man i still haven't had no sleep i can't believe tomorrow's monday already shit.
Have you thought of a nice mug of horlicks Phil?
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Hello my friends. My wife made me some dove breast tonight for dinner.
Many blessings,
Akbar
"Please join our tribe and bring hot women under 22 with you."
Well there you go. You don't know that a woman doesn't hit her prime until she is past her thirties, if she isn't too screwed up by then. I so would not want a woman in her 20's.
I don't care how hot she is. It takes more than just a body for great sex, it also takes a woman that can get away from her mind.
I just now got to read H's comments elsewhere...
Delete it if you must, but I ask that you read it...as a.."final request?"
In fact, I want you to delete them...I just want you to finally hear what happened from my perspective.
Please...after two years, I think I deserve to finally respond to my accuser, after just now reading her public accusations.
So...the reason you've been doing this for so long and believed I was paranoid started with this:
So she told you that I: "followed her around to all the sites" and "thought all of her posts were about me?"...
...and you believed her....
...never asking me my side or to explain...
Well, here it is...
Accusation #1: "Following her to sites: Other than just curiousity because she had interesting commenters...
I went looking to see if anyone had seen her because of her recent history and her bipolar disorder...I was WORRIED about her... doesn't that make me a horrible stalker?
...and yeah, I got frustrated when I'd see her fucking around when she had us all worried, was so...sick...but didn't seem to have time to shoot some of us an email to let us know she was okay for days.
I wasn't the only one that found that incongruent and inconsiderate.
Accusation #2 : Thinking all of her posts were about me Not true with the exception of one post a subject we had just discussed in email...
I had a concern about myself at the time, and she posted about that subject shortly thereafter...in a somewhat sarcastic way.
I wondered if it was related to our previous discussion, which HAD been about me.
She can be a bit condescending, so I asked her about it...and when she said she wasn't, I believed her.:)
There were other snide comments made that I wondered about, but I dismissed them at the time...
Seeing what I just read, I wasn't so paranoid....instead, I was intuitive.:)
Whatever she thought? She should've handled it like a grownup...and talked to me about it.
...she should've talked to me directly about her concerns, not everyone else in blogland until it was blown way out of proportion and turned into a huge witch hunt and into some pathologic disorder you created.
All of this...done over HER propensity to create drama, HER paranoia, and HER unbelievable self-absorption....not mine.
It could've been resolved in five minutes..two years ago...
And even if what she's saying is 100% true...did I deserve this?
Now, no one will even read my comments after you were through...they delete them as soon as they see my name or my picture..
..even though you guys really did...never mind.
Bravo, gentlemen...Bravo...
Go ahead with the bash party...but at least make it a good one.;)
ok this comment is for phil cregg..
ah yea i have never been with a guy lokl ur so funny ur all ye athat cool i have never dome it with a guy either haha
ur fucking hilarious
thansk for the comment!
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What is with Southernspeak4? Sounds like another basket case to me. I don't want to know about her hang ups. I just want to know if she has nipples that like to be kissed. :-)
Southernspeak4.... It seems that you are not allowing comments on your blog. To heck with your hangups and paranoia, the question of the day is.
Do you like your nipples kissed?
Ummmmmmmmmm, I bet you're one helluva school bus driver.
you have no idea. i think he has like 6 DUIs.
First of all, I checked one of Charly's vids. Awesome!
But what's with those fairy sailors singing in the back. He can surely do without them.
Those kill & destruction vids are cool!!!!
hey!
join wat? join who?
we are all glad the week is over when it is lol
I'm freaked out.
If you folks are done screwing around here I will remove my link to you on my blog. But I think that you could make a great blog out of this. Hugs.
Southernspeak4 isn't allowing comments on her blog it seems. That is pretty small, why have a blog if you are not going to allow comments?
I wanted to ask her if she could look into my eyes as I teased her nipples.
Hi, still waiting for the bus to pick me up and take me to God Camp.
Yall got to be clownin
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